"This is the stuff they use, right? So, how do I get it out?"
"Oh, never mind, I figured it out. And if this method doesn't work, I'll go with the next one."
"That's right, stick my finger in, get some gooey hot addictive stuff on there, suck it off."
"In fact, I'm such a big boy, that when I'm done, I will close the lid. Bet my big brothers don't do that."